You know what’s creepy about Humpty Dumpty?
They never said he was an egg.
all the king’s horses and all the king’s men couldn’t put Humpty Dumpty back together again BECAUSE HIS BLOOD WAS GUSHING OUT OF HIS CRACKED SKULL
SOMEONE PLEASE CHANGE THE SUBJECT BEFORE THE SHERLOCK FANDOM STARTS ANGSTING.
LOOK JAWN I’M HUMPTY DUMPTY
You want a hot body
You want a Bugatti
You want a Maserati
nerds are actually way worse than jocks now, i’ve never seen a more entitled bitchy vindictive group than people who call themselves nerds
what if every time someone unfollowed you tumblr made a cannon noise and their user pic and url flashed at the top of your dash
goddamn kids these days with their catching who and doctor fire
It’s fun to chant “Bloody Mary” into your car’s side mirror three times and watch her jog and try to keep up.