Me when I’m not doing anything and the teacher walks by
parents who vaccinate their children without their consent are terrible parents, no exceptions.
parents who let their children die of completely preventable diseases because they think 8 year olds are capable of making their own medical decisions are terrible parents. no exceptions
is that benedict cumberbatch
Is it just me or you don’t really realise how drunk you are until you are in a bathroom alone???
missionary? doggy?? um personally i prefer
omfg I was walking home from the bus stop and I saw this elderly couple where this woman was pushing her husband in a wheelchair and I was like “aw that’s cute” but as I got closer to them I heard them talking and she was like “you’re a huge asshole, tom” and he was like “JUST PUSH ME INTO A DITCH”
when he goes to eat your butt without telling you
nothing annoys me more than when teachers say “now i want you to work with someone you don’t normally talk to” because not only am i soul crushingly self conscious but there is a REASON I DON’T TALK TO THESE PEOPLE
my table is shaking I love this sound system
It would shake even more if you pounded my ass on it ;)))
Been working hard in the studio on my grind. New mixtape drops 2014.